😀😀😀Sarderji went to a bank to open a A/C. After seeing the Form he went to Delhi to fill it up.
You know why? The Form said: '*Fill Up In Capital.*' 😀
Sarderji standing below a light with open mouth. Why?
Because his doctor advised him: '*Today's dinner should be light!'* 😃
On a romantic date, Sarderji’s gf asked him:
'Darling, On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: '*Sure, What's your phone no.*?' 😀
A Teacher told all her students to write an essay about a cricket match.
All the students got busy writing except Sarderji
He wrote:'*Due To Rain, No Match!'*😀
Sarderji & wife bought coffee at a shop.
Sarderji drank it quickly before it got cold.
His wife ask why did he drink it so fast?
Sarderji : *Hot coffee cost $5 & cold cost $10*.
😀
What happens when Sarderji’s wife delivers twins????
He did not sleep the whole night thinking *who is the father of the second child.* 😝
😃
After returning from a foreign trip, Sarderji asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! But Why?
Sarderji: In London a lady asked me *Are you a foreigner?*
😁😉
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, and it caught fire, how will you escape?
Sarderji : it's simple. *I will stop my Imagination*!!!
😝😜✌
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Sarderji : "*All are born on government holidays*..!
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*Dont laugh alone, just pass on to share*😉😜😂
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