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A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school....*

What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend' ?

Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;

Listen Son :

*Wife* is like a *TV* 

and 

*Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE* 

At home  you *watch* TV ,

but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE .

Sometimes you *enjoy* TV , but most of the time , you *play* with your MOBILE .

TV is (as good as) *free* for life , but for the MOBILE , if you don't *pay* , the services will be *terminated* .

TV is *big , bulky* and most of the time *old* ,

But the MOBILE is *cute , slim , curvy , replaceable* and *portable* .

Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*

but for the MOBILE , it is often *high* and *demanding* .

TV has a *remote*

but MOBILE *doesn't* .

Most importantly , MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen) , but with the TV , you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not) !😝

Last but not least !!!

Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses* , but MOBILES often *do*😂 

And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen* .

*Take Care*

*Stick to TV only*

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