Painless Dentist

A Dentist was conducting a survey-
*"How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"*

*Chinese:*
"3 months...!"

*American:*
"1 month...!!"

*Indian:*
"There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for *brushing* our teeth; then we use it for *drying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc*. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, we do not throw it doctor. we start  using it for *pushing 'Naada' in our Chaddis, Pajamas & Petticoats...!!!"*

Dentist fainted.
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