Dont visit very rich friends

*DON'T VISIT VERY RICH FRIENDS*

 I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked.*
*MAID:*      _What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?_
*ME:*       _Tea pls._
*MAID:*    _Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?_
*ME:*     _Ceylon Tea pls._
*MAID:*      _How do U want it, black or white?_
*ME:*    _White...._
*MAID:*     _Milk or fresh cream?_
*ME:*     _With milk._
*MAID:*   _Goat milk or cow milk?_
*ME:*     _Cow’s milk._
*MAID:* _Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?_
*ME:*    _Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow._
*MAID:*     _Would U like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?_
*ME:*      _Sugar._
*MAID:*     _Bee sugar or cane sugar?_
*ME:*     _Cane sugar_
*MAID:*    _White, brown or yellow sugar?_
*ME:*     _Aiyo! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water..._
*MAID:*  _Mineral, tap or distilled water?_
*ME:*     _Mineral water._
*MAID:*  _Flavored or non flavored?_
*ME:*     _Infact, get me an empty glass!_
*MAID:*     _Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?_
*ME:*   _Free me, I will  swallow my spit..."_
                                                  *Send to αll your friends to put a smile on their faces...... Don't spoil the fun.* 🐐°˚˚˚°🐐🐡🐡🐐°˚˚˚°😜😇😅🤣😃😆😂😄😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤪