Soalan Agama Terpilih Minggu 46 dari 53 1430H.

 

November 6, 2009 at 11:14am

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Soalan:

Ustaz yang di hormati,

Sebentar tadi saya berjalan untuk pergi menunaikan sembahyang Jumaat. Dalam perjalanan tersebut saya cuba mengambil sebuah jalan yang agak jauh agar pahala dalam langkah yang saya ambil meningkat, menurut jumlah langkahan ke masjid tersebut. 
Malangnya ustaz, disebabkan angin yang tersangat kuat ketika itu, membuatkan skirt salah seorang wanita pejalan kaki di jalan yang sama tersebut di angkat angin dan terus menampakkan 'benda' yang tidak sepatutnya saya nampak. Saya terus palingkan pandangan saya untuk mengelakkan saya berterusan memandang 'benda' tersebut.

Soalan saya uztaz iaitu, adakah ianya mencalarkan pahala saya serta sah atau tidak sembahyang Jumaat saya tadi?

Mohon penjelasan dari uztaz yang saya hormati.
Saya yang benar.
M M 1430H.

(Diabetes) Kencing manis and Kece-Mase (Emergency???)

November 6, 2009 at 5:41am

Kencing Manis versus Kencing Masin.


This's also happened in one of the East Coast block of Malaysia.

Malaysian stories more merrier.

It happened in an Emergency Clinic where so many patients had been awaiting after so long queuing.

One of the patient suffering from a Diabetes (Kencing Manis or in colloquial ‘Kece Manih’).

At a sudden another patient was rush inside the clinic and directly attended by the GP.

The situation created uncomfortable scene to the rest of the patients including this diabetes / Kece Manih patient.

Diabetes Patient (Kece Manih): Wassup Bro? Why should he has to be entertained first rather than us queuing from the dark of the dawn (translated from ‘gelap gelap subuh’)?

Patient 2: He is under Emergency Case …emmm. The patient has Kece Mase case.

Diabetes Patient (Kece Manih): Why on earth Kece Mase should get better treatment rather than me of Kece Manih.

Patient 2: It is not Kencing Masin buddy!! It is Kece Mase i.e. Emergency case.

Diabetes Patient (Kece Manih): *&^%$#@! (Tak Puas Hati).



ahlifikirnegara: How he could measure the content of salt on other’s urine?

Seven-UP

Seven-UP

This was happened in East Coast of Malaysia during my stay there about late ‘80s.

The story was about two villages (originally from K. Berang) outing from their original locality.
 For short, it is all about originality (in Queen’s English, it is aboriginal story).

 

They’re about to set a lunch in one of the stall along the roadside.

They’ve managed seated and look around.

 

Air Tup.

Stall Waitress: Can I have your order, Sir. What’d you like for your beverage sir?

 

Aborigine 1: Can I have one of the ‘Air Tup’?

 

Stall Waitress: Whatttt??? What is that kind of beverage? Is it soft drink or hard one you mean?

 

The Aborigine 1 showed the green alike can drink in the beverages cold-drink vending-fridge.

 

Stall Waitress: Ohhh…Seven – up you meant.

 

She went to take the second order.

 

Stall Waitress: Well, Sir. Can I have your order, Sir? What’d you like for your beverage?

 

Aborigine 2: Can I have one of the ‘Seben Yu Pe’ water please?

 

Stall Waitress: (Not this time please!)...What is that sir again, pardons me?

 

Seven Yu Pe

  

Aborigine 2: ‘Seben Yu Pe’ water please? And then he showed the same can drink as his previous friend ordered.

 

Stall Waitress: Ah. You did it again. They’re all seven-up drink. What a life on earth!!

 

 

 

 

ahlifikirnegara: Please bring the true modernization to secure everybody. Initially 1Person can do something to the world.

 

Final Exam Night Fever!

 

November 4, 2009 at 2:58am

 

Answering Scheme for past years questions.

Be aware with the real/genuine question so that you're not fool with the tricky questions.

Be creative too.

Verification Question.

 

 

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'Expand' the algorithm.

 

 

 

Learn your 'limit' carefully.

 

 

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Do NOT back to the Square One, Please.


ahlifikirnegara: Until we meet again for the next Exam day. See Ya!!

Final Exam Night Fever 2

Here are some more questions for you to fight with.
Kill them all...



IF you are weak in Algebra, THEN get GABRA.



'Find' type Q's. Find them carefreely


IF you are lagging with Physics, THEN you are Phys co.


ahlifikirnegara: Be a winner, don't be a loser. Study and focus.

MyResume - Mohamad Bin Minhat.

Ramai yang cari MyResume baru-baru ini.
Nak buat cerdik sangat, tak lah berapa pandai.
Namun masa yang ada, digemblingkan ikhtiar serta kemahuan yang ada ini untuk mencuba-cuba.

Cuba click/klik link/rangkaian dibawah:-

http://minhatmohamad.wixsite.com/mysite



ahlifikirnegara: Hensem tiada, manisnya ada.

Rukun Nikah?

Dalam satu kejadian acara nikah, tok kadi interview orang kena nikah (OKN) - ada berapa rukun nikah.
OKN jawab ada 4 Tok dengan yakin.
Sebutkan.
Pertama isteri Tua...kedua isteri muda.
Ketiga isteri ketiga.
Akhir sekali isteri Bongsu.
keesokan nya OKN telah didaftarkan ke wad ICU.

ahlifikirnegara: Takde ilmu = Jahil.