*DON'T VISIT VERY RICH FRIENDS*
I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked.*
*MAID:* _What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?_
*ME:* _Tea pls._
*MAID:* _Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?_
*ME:* _Ceylon Tea pls._
*MAID:* _How do U want it, black or white?_
*ME:* _White...._
*MAID:* _Milk or fresh cream?_
*ME:* _With milk._
*MAID:* _Goat milk or cow milk?_
*ME:* _Cow’s milk._
*MAID:* _Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?_
*ME:* _Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow._
*MAID:* _Would U like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?_
*ME:* _Sugar._
*MAID:* _Bee sugar or cane sugar?_
*ME:* _Cane sugar_
*MAID:* _White, brown or yellow sugar?_
*ME:* _Aiyo! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water..._
*MAID:* _Mineral, tap or distilled water?_
*ME:* _Mineral water._
*MAID:* _Flavored or non flavored?_
*ME:* _Infact, get me an empty glass!_
*MAID:* _Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?_
*ME:* _Free me, I will swallow my spit..."_
*Send to αll your friends to put a smile on their faces...... Don't spoil the fun.* 🐐°˚˚˚°🐐🐡🐡🐐°˚˚˚°😜😇😅🤣😃😆😂😄😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤪
Friday, 24 January 2020
Thursday, 23 January 2020
KEBAIKAN YANG HAKIKI
KEBAIKAN YANG HAKIKI
Daripada Abi Said al-Khudri RA berkata, Rasulullah SAW bersabda:
لَيْسَ الْبِرُّ فِي حُسْنِ اللَّبَاسِ َوالزَّيَّ وَلَكِنَّ البِرَّ السَّكِيْنِهٌ وَالْوَقَارُ
Maksudnya: ‘Bukanlah kebaikan semata-mata dengan pakaian yang indah, tetapi kebaikan yang sebenar adalah ketenangan dan sifat waqar.”
PEDOMAN DAN IKTIBAR HADIS
- Kayu ukur dan nilai di sisi agama yang Nabi SAW gariskan berkenaan denan kebaikan seseorang lebih kepada ketakwaan.
- Pakaian dan ketrampilan yang indah mungkin memikat sesetengah orang ketika berinteraksi dengannya.
- Rasulullah SAW meletakkan kehebatan seseorang dan kebaikannya pada ketenangan.
- Sifat waqar ia lebih kepada menjaga maruah dan kesopanan yang lebih tinggi.
- Antara sifat mulia yang wajar dimiliki oleh umat Islam ialah:-Kejujuran yang tinggi.-Keikhlasan yang puncak.-Tawaduk yang sebenar.-Berkasih sayang sesama manusia.-Menghormati rakan dan masyarakat.-Mengasihi kanak-kanak dan golongan fakir miskin.-Prihatin kepada umat Islam sejagat.-Bertanggungjawab atas tugas dan amanah yang diberi.
MUTIARA KATA
- Aku tidak melihat harta yang banyak merupakan puncak kebahagiaan, tetapi kebahagiaan yang hakiki apabila seseorang itu bertakwa.
- Jadikan kegembiraan itu ungkapan syukur, kesedihan sebagai wujud kesabaran, diam sebagai bentuk tafakur, penyelesaian masalah sebagai belajar, ucapan sebagai zikir, hidup sebagai ketaatan dan kematian sebagai cita-cita.
SUMBER RUJUKAN: PERMATA BUAT ORANG YANG BERIMAN, JILID 2 KARANGAN DR. ZULKIFLI MOHAMAD AL-BAKRI
Tuesday, 21 January 2020
Painless Dentist
A Dentist was conducting a survey-
*"How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"*
*Chinese:*
"3 months...!"
*American:*
"1 month...!!"
*Indian:*
"There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for *brushing* our teeth; then we use it for *drying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc*. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for *pushing 'Naada' in our Chaddis, Pajamas & Petticoats...!!!"*
Dentist fainted.
🤪😂
*"How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"*
*Chinese:*
"3 months...!"
*American:*
"1 month...!!"
*Indian:*
"There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for *brushing* our teeth; then we use it for *drying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc*. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for *pushing 'Naada' in our Chaddis, Pajamas & Petticoats...!!!"*
Dentist fainted.
🤪😂
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