Ustaz: Kak, nasi ayam dengan kopi O, berapa?
Akak nasi ayam: 4 hinggit setengah.
Ustaz: Kopi O dengan nasi ayam?
Akak nasi ayam: Sama lah, 4 hinggit setengah. Eh, eh...apa bezanya kopi O dulu atau nasi ayam dulu?
Ustaz: Saya dapat kopi O dulu tadi....saya dah bedal habis kopi O...lepas tuh baru sampai nasi ayam..lama sangat tunggu nasi ayam.
Akak nasi ayam: Laaaa...(nak discount cakap lah...servis aja ada 'down-side' sikit).
ahlifikirnegara: Susahlah negara nak maju jika rakyatnya berjalan seret kasut/selipar. Sepatutnya berjalan tuh, Pacaklah tumit tuh. Langup pandang depan, buka dada.
Tuesday, 14 May 2013
E-Service versus Human Service
Ustaz: Kak, nasi ayam dengan kopi O, berapa?
Akak nasi ayam: 4 hinggit setengah.
Ustaz: Kopi O dengan nasi ayam?
Akak nasi ayam: Sama lah, 4 hinggit setengah. Eh, eh...apa bezanya kopi O dulu atau nasi ayam dulu?
Ustaz: Saya dapat kopi O dulu tadi....saya dah bedal habis kopi O...lepas tuh baru sampai nasi ayam..lama sangat tunggu nasi ayam.
Akak nasi ayam: Laaaa...(nak discount cakap lah...servis aja ada 'down-side' sikit).
ahlifikirnegara: Susahlah negara nak maju jika rakyatnya berjalan seret kasut/selipar. Sepatutnya berjalan tuh, Pacaklah tumit tuh. Langup pandang depan, buka dada.
Akak nasi ayam: 4 hinggit setengah.
Ustaz: Kopi O dengan nasi ayam?
Akak nasi ayam: Sama lah, 4 hinggit setengah. Eh, eh...apa bezanya kopi O dulu atau nasi ayam dulu?
Ustaz: Saya dapat kopi O dulu tadi....saya dah bedal habis kopi O...lepas tuh baru sampai nasi ayam..lama sangat tunggu nasi ayam.
Akak nasi ayam: Laaaa...(nak discount cakap lah...servis aja ada 'down-side' sikit).
ahlifikirnegara: Susahlah negara nak maju jika rakyatnya berjalan seret kasut/selipar. Sepatutnya berjalan tuh, Pacaklah tumit tuh. Langup pandang depan, buka dada.
Monday, 13 May 2013
Kisah Rumahtangga Siri 6
Ini kisah pengantin baru, baru semalam lepas akad nikah.
Nak jadi cerita, dulu dulu pun rumah kampong ni mana ada bilik sangat. Jadi berlambak lah tidur di rumah tengah, termasuk lah pengantin baru tadi.
Biasalah dulu dulu, kalau tidur mesti pakai kelambu bagi mengelakkan nyamuk menyerang. Waktu tidur memang gelap gelemat melekat.
Tengah malam, pengantin lelaki pun terasa macam nak buang air. Pengantin lelaki pun berbisik ke pengantin perempuan.
Pengantin lelaki: “Yang, kat mana lobang (kelambu) ni?”
Pengantin perempuan: “ Carilah sendiri, Abang raba raba lah kat mana mana”.
Tak semena-mena ada mahkluk lain yang berkongsi perbualan tersebut.
Mak mertua pengantin: “Lobang kat bawah pusat”.
ahlifikirnegara: Apa cerita nih, pengantin dok sibuk lubang kelambu. Ada pulak kutu, dok cari lobang lain.
Nak jadi cerita, dulu dulu pun rumah kampong ni mana ada bilik sangat. Jadi berlambak lah tidur di rumah tengah, termasuk lah pengantin baru tadi.
Biasalah dulu dulu, kalau tidur mesti pakai kelambu bagi mengelakkan nyamuk menyerang. Waktu tidur memang gelap gelemat melekat.
Tengah malam, pengantin lelaki pun terasa macam nak buang air. Pengantin lelaki pun berbisik ke pengantin perempuan.
Pengantin lelaki: “Yang, kat mana lobang (kelambu) ni?”
Pengantin perempuan: “ Carilah sendiri, Abang raba raba lah kat mana mana”.
Tak semena-mena ada mahkluk lain yang berkongsi perbualan tersebut.
Mak mertua pengantin: “Lobang kat bawah pusat”.
ahlifikirnegara: Apa cerita nih, pengantin dok sibuk lubang kelambu. Ada pulak kutu, dok cari lobang lain.
Apa Yang DiTanam, Itulah Yang DiPetik
Ada sebuah kisah...raja beri setiap anak muda benih...dan bgth siapa yang pohonnya baik tumbuhnya akan beta kahwinkan dengan puteri beta.
Ada sorang mamat nih dalam 2,3 bulan kedian, cuma bawak benih tuh semula. Lain lain pemuda siap bawak pohon yang bermacam macam.
Yang dapat kawin dengan puteri cuma mamat minhat aja, sebab raja memang beri benih yang rosak pada setiap anak muda.
Pemuda muda lain tuh semua pembohong. Ntah benih mana dah ditukarnya.
Raja yang bijaksana nak dilaknatnya.
ahlifikirnegara: Orang yang kuat membohong nih, memang senang nak cekop. Mamat Minhat aja yang lurus.
Ada sorang mamat nih dalam 2,3 bulan kedian, cuma bawak benih tuh semula. Lain lain pemuda siap bawak pohon yang bermacam macam.
Yang dapat kawin dengan puteri cuma mamat minhat aja, sebab raja memang beri benih yang rosak pada setiap anak muda.
Pemuda muda lain tuh semua pembohong. Ntah benih mana dah ditukarnya.
Raja yang bijaksana nak dilaknatnya.
ahlifikirnegara: Orang yang kuat membohong nih, memang senang nak cekop. Mamat Minhat aja yang lurus.
Thursday, 9 May 2013
Function Block Exercise
Tak silap sekarang nih tengah musim exam. Final Exam kebanyakannya.
The younger blood-son baru text minta doakan dia lulus in his exam. First time balik Malaysia dan terus masuk exam (and common in Malaysia is to rank your status of exam's result in a manner of numbering out of the population of the class). Jadi dia (my son) dapat nombor 4 dari belakang out of 44 students for his previous mid-year exam. 4 dari belakang aaa bukan dari depan. Demam terus kawan tuh @#$%^&!
For those yang kena masuk dewan peperiksaan (Exam Hall). Baca lah apa apa patut.
Kepada yang banyak free time, atau layan Facebook memanjang.
Just to kill the time or to past/pass them, sila buat soalan di bawah.
Sila baca arahan dengan baik dan jawab pada kertas yang disediakan.
ahlifikirnegara: Sesiapa yang dapat jawab aku bagi Piala Mokhtar Dahari 2009.
The younger blood-son baru text minta doakan dia lulus in his exam. First time balik Malaysia dan terus masuk exam (and common in Malaysia is to rank your status of exam's result in a manner of numbering out of the population of the class). Jadi dia (my son) dapat nombor 4 dari belakang out of 44 students for his previous mid-year exam. 4 dari belakang aaa bukan dari depan. Demam terus kawan tuh @#$%^&!
For those yang kena masuk dewan peperiksaan (Exam Hall). Baca lah apa apa patut.
Kepada yang banyak free time, atau layan Facebook memanjang.
Just to kill the time or to past/pass them, sila buat soalan di bawah.
Sila baca arahan dengan baik dan jawab pada kertas yang disediakan.
Soalan subjektif maka jawaban jugak perlu subjektif. Do NOT fill in the blank.
ahlifikirnegara: Sesiapa yang dapat jawab aku bagi Piala Mokhtar Dahari 2009.
Wednesday, 8 May 2013
Wondering on Hypnotherapist - Berfikir tentang Pukau
Question
Hi Dear Madam Pemukau (Hypnotherapist),
I did just some or a little research; meaning on Hypnotherapist and kind of other similar terms.
Do you mind advising me something?
Lately I went to SenSei (Chinese Herbs Station), and he noticed that I am lacking of sleeping episode. He might be true and I tried to avoid to say 'yes'. (FYI, I am trying to avoid to see Bomoh too).
The true thing happened on me is still unknown. Can Hypnotherapist help? I do not mind paying the fee. (for a closed friend it might be discounted).
Thanks Dear; for any of you comments.
Ahlifikirnegara.
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Answer
Hi Ahlifikrinegara,
Hypnotherapist is basically a therapist who uses hypnosis as one of the tools for therapy on addressing issues faced by the client. A lot of people has misconceptions when it comes to hypnosis in therapy, as they see hypnosis as how it is portrayed by Hollywood. In reality, what's seen in the movies and tv's, is not what hypnotherapy is.
Lacking in sleep is not healthy physically and mentally. Your sen sei is right. He may be able to give you some herbs that will be able to help you relax and calm the nerves. And yes, please avoid seeing bomoh. Most of them are charlatans!
Here's a good link on sleep. And please click on the link at No 5 as it has you some suggestions on some easy steps to sleep: http://www.spring.org.uk/2013/04/the-peaceful-mind-5-step-guide-to-feeling-relaxed-fast.php
?
utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PsychologyBlog+%28PsyBlog%29
Try it out!
And I am more than happy to give you suggestions and ideas! :)
Best regards.
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ahlifikirnegara: Disclaimer- This post is an example document of feeling thing. Do no get insulted or offended, it is meant for a thinking game (fikir sikit).
Hi Dear Madam Pemukau (Hypnotherapist),
I did just some or a little research; meaning on Hypnotherapist and kind of other similar terms.
Do you mind advising me something?
Lately I went to SenSei (Chinese Herbs Station), and he noticed that I am lacking of sleeping episode. He might be true and I tried to avoid to say 'yes'. (FYI, I am trying to avoid to see Bomoh too).
The true thing happened on me is still unknown. Can Hypnotherapist help? I do not mind paying the fee. (for a closed friend it might be discounted).
Thanks Dear; for any of you comments.
Ahlifikirnegara.
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Answer
Hi Ahlifikrinegara,
Hypnotherapist is basically a therapist who uses hypnosis as one of the tools for therapy on addressing issues faced by the client. A lot of people has misconceptions when it comes to hypnosis in therapy, as they see hypnosis as how it is portrayed by Hollywood. In reality, what's seen in the movies and tv's, is not what hypnotherapy is.
Lacking in sleep is not healthy physically and mentally. Your sen sei is right. He may be able to give you some herbs that will be able to help you relax and calm the nerves. And yes, please avoid seeing bomoh. Most of them are charlatans!
Here's a good link on sleep. And please click on the link at No 5 as it has you some suggestions on some easy steps to sleep: http://www.spring.org.uk/2013/04/the-peaceful-mind-5-step-guide-to-feeling-relaxed-fast.php
?
utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PsychologyBlog+%28PsyBlog%29
Try it out!
And I am more than happy to give you suggestions and ideas! :)
Best regards.
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ahlifikirnegara: Disclaimer- This post is an example document of feeling thing. Do no get insulted or offended, it is meant for a thinking game (fikir sikit).
The short portfolio aka profile
After longggg and wise thought (fikir lagi dan lagi).
Somebody baru get connected to my account soon after the acceptance. Can suggest for; to connect someone else later.
So many names are out of my vision, AAzz Ahm (aka Atan), now he is working with Sepang F1, as what nobody knows. The rest just a few names.
The list of studies is too long....Diploma in Industrial Technology (Then Kusza Now UNiSZA), Bachelor in Wales, Master Degree in Coventry and end up with the Doctoral in New Zealand...but yet considered as a normal person to many friends...closed friends.
After the primary ages, went to Victoria Institution. (MARA/MRSM rejected or in the manner way they diverted to VI instead).
The favorite subject is Manufacturing Engineering. Di UNiV sejak 2001. The footsteps (brains) divided into two...one site is industrial and one site is academician. After the Bachelor degree; worked for industries quite some time (for 5 years ++).
Married with four kids. Sulong dah form 5 dan bongsu 6 tahun. 2 lelaki dua perempuan. Wife is a lecturer as well, dekat University Melaka.
Dad has passed away in 1992 when it was in the 2nd year in UK. Sorry to hear dad has passed away. I still can remember his smile.
Alright then, this is the phone number 012 123 4567 (tekan tekan tak dapat) and emel mmmm@mmm.edu.my (fake one). If anybody needs help regarding entry/admission to the university, then let me know but Allah knowth best.
ahlifikirnegara: Too much to put on paper. The details profile will be withdrawn upon request, normally and formally requirement.
Somebody baru get connected to my account soon after the acceptance. Can suggest for; to connect someone else later.
So many names are out of my vision, AAzz Ahm (aka Atan), now he is working with Sepang F1, as what nobody knows. The rest just a few names.
The list of studies is too long....Diploma in Industrial Technology (Then Kusza Now UNiSZA), Bachelor in Wales, Master Degree in Coventry and end up with the Doctoral in New Zealand...but yet considered as a normal person to many friends...closed friends.
After the primary ages, went to Victoria Institution. (MARA/MRSM rejected or in the manner way they diverted to VI instead).
The favorite subject is Manufacturing Engineering. Di UNiV sejak 2001. The footsteps (brains) divided into two...one site is industrial and one site is academician. After the Bachelor degree; worked for industries quite some time (for 5 years ++).
Married with four kids. Sulong dah form 5 dan bongsu 6 tahun. 2 lelaki dua perempuan. Wife is a lecturer as well, dekat University Melaka.
Dad has passed away in 1992 when it was in the 2nd year in UK. Sorry to hear dad has passed away. I still can remember his smile.
Alright then, this is the phone number 012 123 4567 (tekan tekan tak dapat) and emel mmmm@mmm.edu.my (fake one). If anybody needs help regarding entry/admission to the university, then let me know but Allah knowth best.
ahlifikirnegara: Too much to put on paper. The details profile will be withdrawn upon request, normally and formally requirement.
Tuesday, 7 May 2013
Fikir dan Zikir
Fikir punya fikir dekat 200 kali, hari ini nak cuba buat blog sendiri. Sebelum ini dah ada 2 blog tetapi sudah expired dan ditamatkan riwayatnya atas sebab-sebab tersendiri.
Itu sahajalah dulu untuk 'awal mula pertama mula'.
ahlifikirnegara: Mohon beri laluan adik kakak abang abang.
Itu sahajalah dulu untuk 'awal mula pertama mula'.
ahlifikirnegara: Mohon beri laluan adik kakak abang abang.
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