๐ณProject Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
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๐ณProcurement Manager is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
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๐ณOperations Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.
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๐ณMarketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
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๐ณFinancial Budget Manager thinks they do not need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
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๐ณ Planning and Technical Manager thinks they do not care whether the child is delivered, they will just document 9 months.
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๐ณQuality Manager is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
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๐ณHR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby in 9 Months if given training.
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๐ณCustomer is the one who does not know why he wants a babyโฆ.!!!!!
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